|Ed versus Angel 4
||[Apr. 19th, 2005|05:34 pm]
Crossovers on Crack
I really meant to get a lot of this stuff up a few days ago, but... Well' we've already established what a lazyarse I am. Ehehe. But here it 'tis- with more coming very soon.|
Crossover: Fullmetal Alchemist/Angel
Rating: PG-13 (See if you can find the one thing that made the rating go up :P)
Warnings: Yoai/Slash, Minor Language, squicky thing, suggested sleeping around
Ed vs Angel: Chapter Four
Spike: Looking for me?
Angel: Spike?! What the hell are you doing here?!
Spike: Well, peaches, I can’t just let the man I love be engaged to this small chap over here.
Ed: Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? SMALL?
Roy: Fullmetal isn’t short…
Ed: THANK YOU!
Roy: He’s vertically challenged.
Angel: *girly little giggle*
Wes: *eye twitches*
Angel: Could that be…?
Buffy: NOT! GEHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Ed: Wait, I know that maniacal laugh…
Spike: Well, who is it then?
NOTBuffy: Hehehehehe… *fshoomp*
Roy: Oh, it’s you.
Spike: Who’s that bitch?
Envy: DON’T call me bitch. *eye twitch*
Spike: I can call you whatever the hell I wanna call you, you big ninny!
Envy: Ninny? NINNY?
Envy: That’s a funny word.
Spike: What’re you laughing at?! *growls, then vamps out*
Envy: Oooh! What else can you do?
Ed: We’re surrounded by idiots…
Angel: *still fainted*
Roy: I haven’t had a line in a long time.
Angel: I LIVE!!!
Ed: You do?
Angel: No, I don’t actually.
Envy: Really? Neither do I!
Spike: Me too!
Envy: We should sooo get together.
Angel: Ooh, like a Tupperware party!
Mortals: . . .
Spike: Okay woman, you threw like 20 of those last year!
Envy: I know!
Envy: We could go on a massive homicidal rampage to obliterate the human species! AND THEN BLOW UP THE EARTH!!! GYAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAAA!!
All: . . .
Envy: Or we could just throw a party.
Spike: Gotta go with the second one there.
Roy: A party?
Wes: Can we come?
Ed: Will there be food?
Angel: Pssh, why would we invite you?
Envy: VIP, dead only!
Wes: I hate it when I’m not invited.
Roy: *goes to burn something*
Ed: No food?
Spike: C’mon fellas, let’s blow this popsicle stand.
Envy: Word. *turns into Don King*
The undead leave.
The mortals sulk.
Wes: Seriously, I’m never invited to hip, cool parties! I just sit at home with my tea. *sigh*
Roy: I’m invited to lots of parties, since I’m xHOTTx. So I can’t really sympathise.
Ed: It’s past my bedtime. *zzz*
Wes: That was…
Roy: Watch this.
Roy: *cough* It’s too bad Fullmetal is so short-
Roy: -on cash.
Roy: *bastard smirk*™
Wes: *giggles insanely*
1: At the UN-lively party…
2: Corny jokes drive me wild!
1: I crack myself up.
Envy: Hey Vamp Willow, so glad you could come!
VWillow: It was my pleasure.
Greed: Hey, I want you.
VWillow: *sexy meooooooooooow growl*
Lust: I feel so used here.
Drusilla: *sings random things as she comes in*
Greed: I want you too.
Spike: Hey! She’s mine!
Lust: I thought you were gay?
Spike: Ever heard the term ‘bisexual’, mate?
Dru: Come now boys, there’s plenty of me for you to have. Pretty little maids, all in a row…
Dru: *keeps doing that spinning-head thing of hers*
Wrath: *nervous-looking* . . . *walks in*
Angel: *to Wrath, enthusiastically* So is this a great party or what??
Wrath: . . . *suddenly bares rabid cinchuahua teeth* GRR.
Angel: Well, wanna see what I can do?
Angel: *vamps out*
Wrath: . . . Are you my mommy?
Angel: *gasp* Is that you, shnook-ums?!
1: WHAAAT? MPREG?! Holy effin sheep!!
Wrath: MOMMY! *jumps into Angel’s arms*
Angel: (Oh shit, who’s the father?!)
Angel: *still thinking* (Well, at the new years eve party, I had a few rounds with Spike, but I don't think it's him... then there was that quickie I had with Gunn...Could it be Lorne? Nah. How about Lindsey?? Nope, he wasn't there that night. Well it could be lots a people. who else was there that night? Um, Seth was there, oh and he brought Ryan, but I think I was with Zach instead. Frodo was eyeing me, but I didn't want to ruin him and Sam. Was it Gimli??? Ooh!! There was someone I was with at 12:01, um, I think it was Severus, no maybe it was Sirius, nah, it was Aragorn... but then he kinda died right when we started...I KNOW!!!! It was...!)
Xander: Hello, Angel-cakes.
Envy: Hey! How’d you get in?
2: Back with the losers *cough* I mean, mortals…
2: I’m not insensitive really…
1: You know you’re insulting yourself…
Wes: Well, you’re certainly no small matter. *bursts out laughing*
Roy: I know you like to keep your standards low.
Ed: GRR! *clenches fists*
Wes: But that’s not to say you come up short in the brains’ department!
Ed: *twitches uncontrollably*
Roy: We don’t think little of you…
Ed: *attacks* GRRRARG!!
Wes: Don’t worry, you’re a JUMBO SHRIMP!!
2: OXY MORON!
Ed: *babbles insanely*
Roy: My neck hurts from looking down so much…
Wes: I know I’m somebody you really look up to, ya know.
Ed: *insane look* I love you all…
Roy: I think we went a little too far there…
TO BE CONTINUED (in the fith chapter)
1: Well, that was a hoot. Will Xander and Angel be good parents? Who is this 'Moofy' person? Will Ed regain his sanity? Will Envy ever stop looking like a woman?! WHEN WILL THE SQUIRRELS EAT OUR SPLEENS??!!